Discord Mass DM Advertiser | Slashy Mass DM

SLASHY MASS DM
Watching everyone else's Discord blow up while yours is just... sitting there? Yeah, those "genius" growth strategies you've been trying are clearly working great.

FINALLY, A WAY TO GROW WITHOUT SELLING YOUR KIDNEY
Let's be real - you're spending what, like $5 on a fancy coffee every day? Cool. For about the same price, you could actually have a Discord that people join. Wild concept, right? Our Slashy Mass DM tool slides into DMs so you don't have to (awkward).

WHY WAIT? IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR SERVER IS GROWING ANYWAY

• Competitors are in your members' DMs while you're reading this. Congrats!
  
• Discord's organic reach is dead. DMs are your only hope now.
  

SNEAKY AF TECHNOLOGY

• So stealthy it's almost suspicious: Uses mobile app requests because Discord can't fix that.
  
• Works everywhere - even in big or small servers with wannabe FBI mods
  
• Zero permissions needed: No admin approval or special roles needed. Slide in like a ghost.
  
• Still working while other tools fail. We're special like that.
  

COOL STUFF IT DOES

• Scrapes members faster than your last relationship fell apart
  
• Option to message only online users or recently active members or everyone
  
• Avoids admins because we're not TRYING to get banned here
  
• Targets specific roles (hit up those people with the sweet "client" role and steal their clients)
  
• Handles captchas automatically
  
• Proxy support for extra security
  
• Randomizes messages because copy-paste spam is SO 2010
  

SEE THE DAMN PROOF RIGHT HERE
Don't believe words? Fine. Eyes don't lie:



Look at those members being collected faster than your last relationship fell apart


Each message = potential member. Math is beautiful.

For a video preview, join my discord (scroll down).

THIS WILL NEVER GET PATCHED...
Discord ain't patching this. They would have to ban their own app. Good luck with that.

Keep watching that member count. Not depressing at all.
Don't be the one saying "should have done that" when your rival's server grows and yours doesn't. The pain of regret always lasts longer than the pain of taking action.

GET SLASHY MASS DM TODAY!

PRICING SO CHEAP IT'S PRACTICALLY THEFT
Look at these prices:

• 1 Day: $20 — Less than a night out pretending to have friends
  
• 1 Week: $50 — Cost of that gaming mouse that didn't improve your skills
  
• 1 Month: $120 — Cheaper than dating apps that don't work
  
• 1 Year: $350 — Less than your monthly food delivery because "cooking is hard"
  
• LIFETIME: $400 — Just $50 more than a year. Don't overthink this choice.
  

WHERE TO THROW YOUR MONEY AT ME
Still reading? Your competitors already bought while you're still "thinking about it."
Here's where to find the Discord growth wizard:

• Discord Server: discord.gg/tommyinit
  
• Discord DM: uutu
  
• Telegram: tahagorme
  

Get server growth tech that bypasses Discord limits for pocket change. Others pay thousands for "experts" who say "post consistently."
What are you waiting for? Your server won't grow itself.
(We're lonely, Contact us please)